- Ruby Wax - Sue
- Raymond Francis - Police Inspector
- Sandra Dorne - Aunt Fanny
- Rik Mayall - Colin Grigson
- Rik Mayall - Richard
- Rik Mayall - Tim
- Rik Mayall - Mr. McVitty
- Rik Mayall - Slug/General Erwin/Hovis
- Rik Mayall - Toadstool
- Rik Mayall - Speaker/Hunchback
- Rik Mayall - Carlos
- Rik Mayall - James Huntingdon
- Rik Mayall - Tark
- Rik Mayall - Dreamy Time Escort
- Rik Mayall - Alan Sellars
- Rik Mayall - Bilbo
- Rik Mayall - Jeremy
- Rik Mayall - Lord Mayor
- Rik Mayall - Ali Kitson
- Rik Mayall - Alan
- Neville Smith - Manager
- Charu Bala Chokshi - Cashier
- Mark Cooper - himself
- Oliver Stapleton - himself
- Lois Baxter - Beth
- Gerard Ryder - Jake
- Rupert Frazer - Simon
- Martin Potter - Tarzan
- Bert Parnaby - Neighbour
- Bert Parnaby - Man
- Elaine Ashley - Jane
- Sandy Johnson - himself (voice)
- Sandy Johnson - himself
- Candy Davis - Janie
- Fiona Richmond - Mrs. French
- Kerry Shale - Willy
- Harry Towb - Buzz
- Dawn French - George
- Dawn French - Caroline
- Dawn French - Hermine
- Dawn French - Glynis Kinnock
- Dawn French - Consuela
- Dawn French - Gaynor
- Dawn French - Eleanor
- Dawn French - Passion
- Dawn French - Susie
- Dawn French - Nayler
- Dawn French - Tracy
- Dawn French - Verity/Old Lady/Celebrity
- Dawn French - Stella
- Dawn French - Fiona/Frances
- Dawn French - Mrs. Cooper
- Dawn French - Ursula
- Dawn French - Frances/Mrs. Shines
- Dawn French - Monica
- Dawn French - Rachel
- Dawn French - Jackie/First Nun
- Dawn French - Frances
- Dawn French - Joan
- Dawn French - Veronica
- Dawn French - Francesca
- Arnold Brown - Shopkeeper
- Neil Cunningham - Dave Hallihand
- Tony Bilbow - himself
- Lanah P - himself
- Lanah P - Ray
- Peter Woods - Interviewer
- Mark Arden - Hula
- Serena Evans - Bumble
- Serena Evans - Slammer
- Serena Evans - Carol
- Serena Evans - Landlady
- Serena Evans - Louise
- Serena Evans - Cheryl
- Jennifer Saunders - Anne
- Jennifer Saunders - Sally
- Jennifer Saunders - Cathy
- Jennifer Saunders - June
- Jennifer Saunders - Margaret Thatcher
- Jennifer Saunders - Shona/Second Nun/Horse Rider
- Jennifer Saunders - Angie
- Jennifer Saunders - Monica
- Jennifer Saunders - Hannah
- Jennifer Saunders - Needle
- Jennifer Saunders - Doreen
- Jennifer Saunders - Maria
- Jennifer Saunders - Lorna
- Jennifer Saunders - Meryl Streep
- Jennifer Saunders - Neighbour
- Jennifer Saunders - Chas/Marilyn/Captain/Drunk
- Jennifer Saunders - Jane/Margory
- Jennifer Saunders - The Devil
- Jennifer Saunders - Debbie
- Jennifer Saunders - Little Sister
- Jennifer Saunders - Ice Maiden
- Jennifer Saunders - Helen
- Jennifer Saunders - Jessica
- Jennifer Saunders - Liz
- Lee Cornes - Arch Crippledick
- Stephen Frost - Bula
- Maureen O'Farrell - Warden
- Judy Hawkins - Girlfriend
- Judy Hawkins - Spider's Wife
- Adrian Edmondson - Dick
- Adrian Edmondson - Billy
- Adrian Edmondson - Vim Fuego
- Adrian Edmondson - Ace
- Adrian Edmondson - 2nd MI5 Man/Fan
- Adrian Edmondson - Michael
- Adrian Edmondson - Gordon/Bill
- Adrian Edmondson - Eddie Monsoon
- Adrian Edmondson - Desmond
- Adrian Edmondson - Martin
- Adrian Edmondson - Mike/Hatchett/Julio/Bolsen/Man in Cage/Jenkins/Zarkoff
- Adrian Edmondson - Peter
- Adrian Edmondson - Bestman
- Adrian Edmondson - 'K'/Air Traffic Controller
- Adrian Edmondson - Dreamy Time Escort
- Adrian Edmondson - John Major - Coco the Clown
- Adrian Edmondson - Brian
- Adrian Edmondson - Billy/Prince/Giles Cricket Bat Portland
- Adrian Edmondson - Adrian/Slim/Policeman
- Adrian Edmondson - Gregory Dawson
- Adrian Edmondson - Sid Vicious
- Adrian Edmondson - Bean
- Adrian Edmondson - Ian Crisp
- Adrian Edmondson - Ian
- Adrian Edmondson - John
- Peter Silverleaf - Hawaiian
- Dudley Sutton - Marlon's Father
- Mandi Symonds - Pearl
- Emma Thompson - Young Woman
- Faith Tingle - Warden
- Al Matthews - Admiral
- Lionel Jeffries - Barman
- Lionel Jeffries - Taxi Driver
- John Sarbutt - Dean
- David Farrington - Troy
- Anthony Sharp - Father
- Patience Tomlinson - Daughter
- Esther Freud - Girl Backstage
- Suzanne Jerome - Knobs Receptionist
- Elvis Costello - Stone Deaf A & R Man
- Linda Spriggs - Mother
- Helen Atkinson-Wood - Miranda
- Robin McCallum - Tom
- Rupert Vansittart - Jeremy
- Mollie Maureen - Mrs. Tattle
- Anthony Stewart Head - Recording Studio Engineer
- Anthony Stewart Head - Ricki
- Llewellyn Rees - Local 1
- Chris Langham - Nigel
- Roger Sloman - Mr. Pinder
- Paul Bradley - Jerry
- Bob Kingston - himself
- Gary Long - Hopeful
- Gary Martin - Stig
- Gary Martin - Tom Jones
- Harriet Thorpe - Jane
- Harriet Thorpe - Brenda
- Julian Firth - Leonard
- Julian Firth - RADA Student
- Tommy Vance - Concert Compere
- Steve Walsh - Concert Organiser
- Anne Cunningham - Colin's Mom
- Ron Tarr - Dirty Dick
- Ron Tarr - Red
- Ron Tarr - Ron
- Ron Tarr - Pierrepoint/Heffer
- Rowland Rivron - Barman
- Rowland Rivron - Roger
- Jonathan Caplan - Virgin Megastore Shop Assistant
- Fish - himself
- Ronald Allen - Uncle Quentin
- Ronald Allen - Professor Roland Breeze
- Ronald Allen - Captain Phillips
- Ronald Allen - Prime Minister
- Joe Elliott - himself
- Phil Collen - himself
- Phil 'Philthy Animal' Taylor - himself
- Ozzy Osbourne - himself
- Gerard Kelly - Hilary
- Gerard Kelly - Promo Director
- Rudolf Schenker - himself
- Gordon Kane - Reg
- Gordon Kane - Assistant in Chart Shop
- Peter Cook - Mr. Jolly
- Michael Cule - Mr. Cooper
- Basil Ho Yen - Mr. Yakimoto
- Michael White - himself
- Michael White - Cab Fare
- Michael White - TV Executive
- Thomas Wheatley - Heimi Henderson
- Barney Sharp - Policeman
- Barney Sharp - Tory MP
- Granville Saxton - Ron
- Bazil Otoin - Norman
- Philip Locke - Sir Larry
- Ian Bartholomew - Policeman
- Paul Mark Elliott - Corky
- Paul Mark Elliott - Jamie
- Paul Mark Elliott - Hawaiian
- Christian J. Fletcher - Policeman
- Derek Hunter - Policeman
- Derek Van Weenen - Policeman
- Steve Whyment - Policeman
- Dave Atkins - Charlie
- Deborah Benson - Victoria
- Derrick Branche - Chris Bell
- Betsy Brantley - Vanessa
- Harry Burton - The Editor
- Warren Clarke - Nigel
- Tania Coleridge - Simone
- Winston Dennis - Bouncer
- Karen Drury - Debs
- Rupert Farley - Mad Mickey
- Christopher Malcolm - Cafe Owner
- Christopher Malcolm - Brother-in-Law
- Stewart Harwood - Yob 2
- Linda Henry - Jackie
- Gary Olsen - Steve
- Nosher Powell - John's Minder
- Nosher Powell - Corelli
- Nosher Powell - McGahey
- Nosher Powell - Fingers
- Nosher Powell - Mr. Knuckles
- Pat O'Toole - Trish
- Robbie Coltrane - Max
- Robbie Coltrane - Gerald
- Robbie Coltrane - Gypsy/Shopkeeper
- Robbie Coltrane - Speaker
- Robbie Coltrane - Zorran/'N'
- Robbie Coltrane - Salesman/Screwball/Mario/Harry Kiri/Markoff
- Robbie Coltrane - Goldie/Dutch/Celebrity
- Robbie Coltrane - Chief of Police
- Robbie Coltrane - Barrister
- Robbie Coltrane - Commander Jackson
- Robbie Coltrane - Kurt
- Robbie Coltrane - Desmond
- Robbie Coltrane - Ken
- Robbie Coltrane - Mother
- Robbie Coltrane - Arnold Silverstein
- Robbie Coltrane - Landlady/Gypsy
- Richard Ridings - Yob 1
- Sophie Thursfield - Katy
- Gwen Watford - Mrs. Kendel
- Peter Wyngarde - Mr. Kendel
- Alfie Allen - Child in Promo
- Lily Allen - Child in Promo
- Sarah Owens - Child in Promo
- Astro - himself
- George Khan - Thompson
- George Khan - Head Waiter
- Ali Campbell - himself
- Robin Campbell - himself
- Earl Falconer - himself
- Norman Hassan - himself
- Brian Travers - himself
- Michael Virtue - himself
- Lia Williams - Lucy
- Derek Jarman - Workman
- Lemmy Kilmister - himself
- Lemmy Kilmister - Rico
- Beryl Reid - Mrs. Moss
- Pauline Melville - Pauline Sneak
- Benjamin Zephaniah - Rufus
- Zoë Nathenson - Anita
- Dexter Fletcher - Lennox
- Malcolm Hardee - Man at Delivery Bay
- Malcolm Hardee - Policeman
- Malcolm Hardee - 2nd Beefeater
- Malcolm Hardee - Builder
- Malcolm Hardee - Meat Trade Spokesman
- Malcolm Hardee - Ticket Collector
- Mmoloki Chrystie - Kid
- Brian Croucher - Dave
- David Beames - Alistair
- Richard Cordery - Newsreader
- Eddie Yeoh - Mr. Chong
- Tom Lock - Ron
- Danny Cunningham - Youth in Chinese Restaurant
- Eddie Marsan - Youth in Chinese Restaurant
- Eddie Marsan - Chip Shop Youth
- Jack Galloway - Party Guest
- Mark Wing-Davey - Party Guest
- Daniel Peacock - Toby Thurlow
- Daniel Peacock - Postman
- Daniel Peacock - Godfrey
- Daniel Peacock - Barman/Ticket Collector
- Daniel Peacock - Workman 1
- Daniel Peacock - Bridegroom
- Daniel Peacock - Kix
- Robert Pereno - Party Guest
- Jack Ellis - Party Guest
- Danny Webb - Party Guest
- Ben Aris - Party Guest
- John Quarmby - Party Guest
- Matthew Marsh - Naples Street Kid
- Alexei Sayle - Inspector
- Alexei Sayle - Mog
- Alexei Sayle - Paul
- Alexei Sayle - Carl Moss/Sterling Moss
- Alexei Sayle - Dad
- Alexei Sayle - Bride's Father
- Katrin Cartlidge - Maria
- Liz Crowther - April
- Keith Allen - Mr. Bastardos/Train Guard
- Keith Allen - Bonehead/Gourmet Detective
- Keith Allen - Gino
- Keith Allen - Martin Aimless
- Keith Allen - Ghenghis
- Keith Allen - Brian Epstein
- Keith Allen - Film Executive/Camp Actor 2/Architect/Celebrity
- Keith Allen - Roy Brush
- Keith Allen - Patrick
- Keith Allen - French Maid
- Keith Allen - Kevin
- Keith Allen - Foreign Secretary
- Keith Allen - Gay Councillor/1st Beefeater
- Keith Allen - Green Leader
- Keith Allen - Mason/Gondolier
- Keith Allen - Bonehead
- Sharon Maiden - Sharon
- Michele Winstanley - Michelle
- Elaine Collins - Scots Girl
- Peter Richardson - Julian
- Peter Richardson - Spider Webb
- Peter Richardson - Rollo
- Peter Richardson - Mr. Lovebucket
- Peter Richardson - Waiter/Shopkeeper
- Peter Richardson - James Blonde
- Peter Richardson - Dave
- Peter Richardson - Pete
- Peter Richardson - Mr. Chipstick
- Peter Richardson - Steve
- Peter Richardson - Couple at Cricket Match
- Peter Richardson - Peter
- Peter Richardson - Ghengis Khan
- Peter Richardson - Nick
- Peter Richardson - Clive
- Peter Richardson - Radio DJ/Cocker/Wally/Miguel/Brown/Field Marshall/Drunk/Terrorist
- Peter Richardson - Milk Policeman
- Peter Richardson - Miguel
- Peter Richardson - Kevin
- Peter Richardson - Defence Minister
- Peter Richardson - Alan
- Peter Richardson - Foyle/Jason Bentley
- Peter Richardson - Foyle
- Peter Richardson - Tony Benn
- Peter Richardson - Julio
- Peter Richardson - Gary
- Peter Richardson - Tony Grace-Masters
- Peter Richardson - Rupert Wilson
- Peter Richardson - Coroner/Madman's Brother
- Peter Richardson - Jed
- Peter Richardson - Victor
- Peter Richardson - Keith
- Peter Richardson - Squealer
- Peter Richardson - Phil
- Peter Richardson - Al Pacino
- Peter Richardson - Tiny Townsend
- Lola Peno - Maid
- Jonathan Stratt - Heavy
- Jonathan Stratt - Doorman
- Jonathan Stratt - Constable
- Eric Kent - Sergeant
- William Lawford - British Aerotec Officer
- Nigel Planer - Stan
- Nigel Planer - Den Dennis
- Nigel Planer - Paul
- Nigel Planer - Home Secretary
- Nigel Planer - Tony
- Nigel Planer - Bernard/Old Man/Camp Actor 1
- Nigel Planer - Graham
- Nigel Planer - Charles
- Nigel Planer - Julian
- Nigel Planer - Barmaid/Inspector
- Nigel Planer - Tim Goodman
- Nigel Planer - Nigel
- Nigel Planer - Father
- Nigel Planer - Marlon
- Nigel Planer - Club Chairman/Waiter
- Nigel Planer - Tommy/Doc/Ivan/McClowsky/Australian
- Nigel Planer - Steve's Manager/1st MI5 Man
- Nigel Planer - Dave
- Nigel Planer - Derek
- Nigel Planer - TV Presenter
- Nigel Planer - Aldo Vini
- Nigel Planer - Tim
- Nigel Planer - Governor Wilkins
- Nigel Planer - Transvestite
- Graham Crowden - Judge Hate
- Graham Crowden - Professor Temple
- Llew Gardner - Commentator
- Derren Nesbitt - General Galtieri
- Derren Nesbitt - Tammy
- Derren Nesbitt - Prime Minister
- Derren Nesbitt - Aide/Kinnock
- Lenny Henry - Steve Wild
- Lenny Henry - Warder
- Alice Richardson - Joan's Child
- Alice Richardson - Child
- Alice Richardson - Baby
- Phil Kaufman - Scargill
- Leslie Phillips - Sir Horace Cutler
- Leslie Phillips - Dean
- Ronald Fraser - Geoffrey
- Norman Matson - Don
- Tim McInnerny - Mig
- Tim McInnerny - Groom's Father
- Kate Bush - Bride
- Pete Richens - Harry/Councillor
- Pete Richens - Soldier
- Pete Richens - Workman 2
- Pete Richens - Driver
- Pete Richens - 3rd MI5 Man/Don
- Pete Richens - Pete
- Jimmy Fagg - Newsvendor
- Jimmy Fagg - himself
- Jimmy Fagg - Soldier
- Jimmy Fagg - East End Drinker/Landlord
- Jimmy Fagg - Soldier/2nd Workman
- Jimmy Fagg - Groom's Uncle
- Jimmy Fagg - Nappy Lorry Driver
- Jimmy Fagg - Ken
- Jimmy Fagg - Lift Man
- Jimmy Fagg - Don
- Simon Brint - Des
- Simon Brint - Doctor
- Simon Brint - Party Guest
- Steven O'Donnell - Crazy James Fairchild/Roy
- Steven O'Donnell - Bertoli
- Steven O'Donnell - Rollon
- Steven O'Donnell - Brian
- Steven O'Donnell - Under Manager
- Steven O'Donnell - Celestina
- Steven O'Donnell - Max
- Steven O'Donnell - Danny
- Steven O'Donnell - Geordie
- Steven O'Donnell - Gerry/2nd Man/Picketer
- Kathy Burke - Mary
- Kathy Burke - Charlotte
- Kathy Burke - Waitress
- Sue Lloyd - Mum
- Stuart Proud Eagle Grant - Advisor
- Antony Sher - Scum Editor
- Chris Hargreaves - Leslie
- Paul Moriarty - Club Manager
- William Armstrong - Sports Presenter
- Sandra Voe - Roy's Mother
- Martha Ross - Leslie's Mother
- Neville Watson - Punter in Hotel
- Nicholas Parsons - Nicholas Parsons
- Nicholas Parsons - Himself
- Fergus McLarnon - Doctor
- Jonathan Pearce - Self
- Julie T. Wallace - Fiona
- Julie T. Wallace - Groom's Mother
- Terry Sue-Patt - Footballer
- Tom Benson - Footballer
- Jamie Forsyth - Footballer
- Gary Beadle - Gary
- Gary Beadle - Bill
- Gary Beadle - Wazza
- Gary Beadle - Handsome Man
- Gary Beadle - Sly
- Gary Beadle - Waiter
- Gary Beadle - Ronnie
- Mark Jones - Footballer
- Gavin Rossdale - Footballer
- Saltz - Footballer
- Andrée Bernard - Barbie
- David Cardy - Trevor Moulton
- David Cardy - Frank
- Jim Broadbent - George
- Jim Carter - Commander
- Simon McBurney - Madman
- Simon McBurney - Mick
- John Forgeham - Sergeant
- Virginia Fiol - Mandy
- Sara Stockbridge - Shaaron
- Sara Stockbridge - Helen
- Sara Stockbridge - Janet
- Sara Stockbridge - Sonia
- Jeff Beck - Brad
- Jeff Beck - Carol Singer
- Jeff Beck - himself
- Jeff Beck - Musical MP
- Emma Bernard - Journalist
- Richard Vernon - Suspect
- Miranda Richardson - Marie Antoinette
- Miranda Richardson - Miss Straugheim
- Miranda Richardson - Stella/Elsbeth
- Miranda Richardson - Bride's Mother
- Doon Mackichan - Daisy/Zapping Space Rat
- Doon Mackichan - Barbara
- Doon Mackichan - Nurse
- Doon Mackichan - Diana
- Doon Mackichan - Journalist
- Doon Mackichan - Lucille Bromley
- Phil Cornwell - Charlie
- Phil Cornwell - Professor/Jerry the Driver
- Phil Cornwell - Roy
- Phil Cornwell - Jimmy Twizzle/Wiggy
- Phil Cornwell - MP with Dog
- Phil Cornwell - Dave Spanker
- Phil Cornwell - Turkey
- Phil Cornwell - Rooky
- Paul Bartel - Oscar Wilde
- Paul Bartel - Jim
- Josie Lawrence - Susie
- Jack Docherty - Mick
- Lynsey Baxter - Helen Wilson
- Bob Spiers - Vicar
- Christine Chan - Johnson
- Christine Chan - Space Rat
- Tony Beard - Policeman
- Ernie Clark - Father (voice)
- George Antoni - Harry
- George Antoni - Darren
- George Antoni - Writer
- George Antoni - Cart Driver
- Hugh Quarshie - Lieutenant Delaney
- Charlotte Coleman - Patsy
- Kate Robbins - Nurse Larkin
- Mark Caven - TV Producer
- Mark Caven - Jed
- Mark Caven - Colonel
- Mark Caven - Tory Aide
- Mark Caven - Dicky Wibbly
- Miriam Margolyes - Mother
- Barry Dennen - Adolf Hitler
- Peter Capaldi - John
- Kit Line - Sponge Man
- Kit Line - Carol Singer
- Tim Raynham - Sophisticated Man
- Robbie Stevens - Sophisticated Man
- Patrick Doyle - Singer at Piano
- Nick Hobbs - Road Rage Man
- Susan Farthing - Road Rage Woman
- Frankie Park - Cashier
- Frankie Park - Club Class Stewardess
- Dave Haskell - Tie Man
- Dave Haskell - Jim
- Sandra Cush - First Class Stewardess
- Rod Nelson - Cello Man
- Jack Strong - Manager
- Louise J. Taylor - Supermodel
- Xanthe Milton - Sales Girl
- Ean Ravenscroft - Cashier
- Malin Coleman - Masseuse
- Helen Landau - Economy Stewardess
- John Hayes - Economy Steward
- Sean Hughes - Pilot
- Fabian Gottlieb - Pico
- Jeanie Gold - Airline Passenger
- Stephen Mangan - Constable
- Felix Dexter - Mr. Chendri
- Kevin Allen - Kevin
- Kevin Allen - Frenchman
- Kevin Allen - Les Dogs Leader
- Kevin Allen - Man in Pub
- Kevin Allen - Chuck
- Kevin Allen - Keith
- Kevin Allen - Party Guest
- Kevin Allen - Hopeful
- Kevin Allen - Raymond
- Kevin Allen - Nick/London Transport Man/2nd Soldier/3rd Workman
- Stephen Marcus - Dirty Douglas
- Lily Laight - Young Anne
- Colin Michael Carmichael - Crook
- Robert Bathurst - Charles
- Rebecca Front - Carol
- Tamer Hassan - Fuccio
- Glenna Morrison - Jane
- Sheridan Smith - Angie
- Allan Hern - Ron
- Elizabeth Beale-Stephens - Helen
- Kate Lambdon - Maid
- Bryan Jacobs - Scientist
- Dragos Florescu - Seb
- Aleksandar Mikic - Mick
- Sandra Beck - Carol Singer
- Chick Pea - Carol Singer
- Joy Maxwell-Davies - Carol Singer
- David Styles - Carol Singer
- Marion Styles - Carol Singer
- Charles Styles - Carol Singer
- Sarah Styles - Carol Singer
- Cleo Rocos - Couple at Cricket Match
- Steve Dixon - Boy Madness
- Paul Bartel
- Ian Emes
- Baz Taylor
- Keith Allen
- Bob Spiers
- Robbie Coltrane
- Rowland Rivron
- Barry Dennen
- Doug Lucie
- Nigel Planer
- Jennifer Saunders
- Daniel Peacock
- Lolli Kimpton
- Colin Nicolson
Katrin Cartlidge interpreta a Maria en la serie.
Sandra Voe interpreta a Roy's Mother en la serie.
Eddie Marsan interpreta a Youth in Chinese Restaurant en la serie.
Danny Cunningham interpreta a Youth in Chinese Restaurant en la serie.
Robbie Coltrane interpreta a Landlady/Gypsy en la serie.
Jim Broadbent hace el papel de George.
Rupert Vansittart hace el papel de Jeremy.
Dexter Fletcher hace el papel de Lennox.
Warren Clarke hace el papel de Nigel.
Stephen Marcus hace el papel de Dirty Douglas.
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