- Brenda Longman - Soo (voice)
- Brenda Longman - Herself
- Brenda Longman - Dame Beryl Longman (voice)
- Stacey Solomon - Herself
- Keith Chegwin - Himself
- Graham Fellows - John Shuttleworth
- Paul Daniels - Himself
- Debbie McGee - Herself
- Matthew Corbett - Himself
- Ken Morley - Hubert Fanshawe
- Wink Taylor - Himself
- Wink Taylor - Old Man
- Wink Taylor - Dickie Blazer
- Wink Taylor - Clown
- Amy Childs - Herself
- Joe Pasquale - The Black Hand
- Caroline Quentin - Maxine Gastro
- Dave Benson Phillips - The Genie
- Shaun Williamson - Barry Bonkers
- Justin Lee Collins - Fred Firewheel
- Justin Lee Collins - Himself
- Peter Dickson - Sooty (voice)
- Peter Dickson - Himself
- John Thomson - The Boss
- Christopher Pizzey - Gerald Smedley
- Maurice Thorogood - The Butler
- Helen Pearson - Herself
- Sinéad O'Carroll - Herself
- Lindsay Armaou - Herself
- Edele Lynch - Herself
- Lisa Riley - Betty Diva
- Brian Blessed - Father Christmas
- Faye Tozer - Faye Tozer
- Peter Andre - Himself
- John Challis - Henry Witham-Smythe
- Brian Sandford - Man with Ice-cream
- Brian Sandford - Wedding Guest
- Brian Sandford - Ice-Cream Customer
- Brian Sandford - Man with Popcorn
- Ann Widdecombe - Mayeress
- Richard Arnold - Boris McSquirter
- Frank Bruno - Self
- Keavy Lynch - Herself
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