- Ted McGinley - Jefferson D'Arcy
- Ted McGinley - Norman Jablonsky
- Ritch Shydner - Luke Ventura
- Linda Dona - Tawny
- Victor DiMattia - Arnold
- Thomas Hill - Muldoon
- Sue Ann Gilfillan - Lisa
- Sue Ann Gilfillan - Customer #2
- J. Jay Saunders - Bronson
- Walter Olkewicz - Violinst
- Elias Zarou - Marcel
- Liane Curtis - Debbie
- Kate Romero - Midge
- Don Sparks - Santa 'Horowitz'
- Trevor Eyster - Franklin
- Sam Kinison - Angel
- Cory Tyler - Guy #2
- Mik Scriba - Mr. Blum
- Steven Sprung - Clyde
- Tiffani Thiessen - Heather McCoy
- BoJesse Christopher - Rick
- Charlie Spradling - Murphy
- Chris Hardwick - Dan Inwood
- Lisa Picotte - Mindy
- Shawn Michael Howard - Barney
- Dave Ruby - Hummer
- Mickey Jones - Parley Wayne Rockefeller
- Brad Nickell - Lifeguard #1
- Scott Gurney - Lifeguard #2
- Marie Caldare - Claudia
- Todd Glass - Policeman
- Meadow Williams - Angela
- Tonya Watts - Scarlett
- Hill Harper - Aaron
- John Bloom - Billy Ray Wetnap
- Melissa Behr - Heidi
- Borovnisa Blervaque - Beautiful Girl
- Richard Sanders - Mr. Conner
- Prince Hughes - Archimedes
- David L. Lander - Eli
- Milla Jovovich - Yvette
- Brandi Brandt - Brandi Brandt
- Kathleen McClellan - Girl
- Clyde Drexler - Clyde Drexler
- Peter Jason - Manager
- Monica Lacy - Esther
- Beverly Archer - Miss Hardaway
- Rhonda Aldrich - Judy
- Bodhi Elfman - Clerk
- Harold Harris - Man #2
- Tom Reilly - Caterer
- Matt LeBlanc - Vinnie Verducci
- Armin Shimerman - Mr. Lovejoy
- Jenna Mattison - Woman in Red (uncredited)
- Bill Maher - Adam Gold
- Shana Wall - Chantal
- Rena Riffel - Stripper #1
- Jennifer Diane Hanson - Stripper #2
- Lauren Hays - Susie
- Robert Englund - Lucifer
- Jillian Johns - Waitress
- Jerry Mathers - Jerry Mathers
- Elizabeth Edwards - Sandy
- Don Draper - Salesman
- James Lashly - E.J.
- William Utay - Bum
- Garrett Morris - Russ
- Ernie Sabella - Mr. Pond
- Irwin Keyes - Mr. Hugo
- Jeryl Jagoda - Woman #1
- Estelle Harris - Delilah
- Jerry Hall - Terry Cherry
- Geoffrey Scott - Gary
- Rick Waln - Bart
- Billy Beck - Guard
- Lewis Arquette - Ed
- Amanda Sherman - Donna
- Giovanni Ribisi - Teddy
- Gary Grubbs - Delbert
- Richard Paul - The Sheriff
- Kim Morgan Greene - Becky
- Dan Gauthier - Kelly's Boyfriend
- Sandy Sprung - Dottie
- Bill Marcus - Harold
- Vic Polizos - The Killer
- Derek McGrath - Buck - Dream Sequence
- Mitch Greenberg - Mr. Pittman
- Dick Durock - Chainsaw Killer
- LaRue Stanley - Fanny
- Charlotte Crossley - Louise
- Judy Kain - Sheila
- Lisa Kahofer - Wanda
- Joey D. Vieira - Ernest
- Richard Brose - Bouncer
- Christopher Whalley - Cowboy
- Michael Christian - Skippy
- George Solomon - Host / Announcer
- Billy Hufsey - Zorro
- Bill Kalmenson - Chuck
- Larry Spinak - Frank
- Dan Tullis Jr. - Officer Dan
- Dan Tullis Jr. - Policeman
- Dan Tullis Jr. - Sheriff
- Dan Tullis Jr. - Sonny
- Dan Tullis Jr. - F.B.I. Man
- Darren Kelley - Roscoe
- Jennifer Sophia - Didi
- John Dennis Johnston - Jimmy
- Kris Kamm - Brian
- Dawn Merrick - Tiffany
- Lana Schwab - Fern
- John Wesley - Dennis
- Mike Hagerty - Coroner
- David Ruprecht - Mr. Mallman
- Robert Petkoff - Delivery Boy
- Nick DeMauro - Cop
- Patrick Thomas O'Brien - Wally
- Bill Erwin - Hiram Massey
- Debi A. Monahan - Hon
- Linda Lutz - Frieda
- Cliff Bemis - Termite Boss
- Hope Marie Carlton - Heather
- Edan Gross - Carl
- Edan Gross - Young Al
- Kim Anderson - Jackie
- Barbara Schillaci - Mitzi
- David Leisure - Bink Winkleman
- Geoff Pierson - Roland Squab
- Jessie Scott - The Lovely Zelda
- Chris Pallies - Uncle Irwin
- James "Gypsy" Haake - Uncle Otto
- Milly Del Rubio - Wanker Triplet
- Elena Del Rubio - Wanker Triplet
- Eadie Del Rubio - Wanker Triplet
- Lu Leonard - De Groot
- Brandon Bluhm - Lenny
- Joseph Dammann - Book Boy
- Nancy Skelton - Dottie
- Justine Lenore - Edna
- Heidi Mark - Ashley
- Heidi Mark - Ahley
- Rawley Valverde - Alajandro
- Ron Stein - Elvis?
- Tifni Twitchell - Mrs. Webstock
- Ken Minyard - Ollie
- Robert Arthur - Lew
- Robert Kim - Oriental Elvis
- Raymond D. Turner - Black Elvis
- Beau Dremann - Matt
- Cynthia Songé - Ms. Mount
- Ria Pavia - Kitty
- Carey Eidel - Mr. Groggs
- Gregory White - Coach
- April Jayne - Muffy
- Devin DeVasquez - Vicky
- Gunther Jenson - Dweep
- Gunther Jenson - Clyde
- Bill Smillie - Pops
- Deron McBee - Policeman
- Tally Chanel - Corky
- Charlie Dell - Roy
- Charlie Dell - Leslie Baum
- Graham Jarvis - Lance
- Henry G. Sanders - Murray
- Jim Maniaci - Jim
- Therese Kablan - Crystal
- Carmen Zapata - Madame Olga
- F. William Parker - Mr. Vandergelder
- Barbara Alyn Woods - Vicky
- Sandra Wild - Fluffy
- Kenny Sacha - Mr. Adonis
- Steven Levy - Mr. Ron
- Stacey Alden - Fran
- Harry Hart-Browne - Eduardo
- Vito D'Ambrosio - Louie
- E.E. Bell - Bob Rooney
- Tawny Kitaen - Dominique
- Richard Stahl - Shoemaker
- Oliver Muirhead - Mr. Blithers
- Nicole Nagel - Heidi
- Greg Callahan - Bank President
- Cleto Augusto - Director
- Don Brunner - Cameraman
- Harold Sylvester - Griff
- Heather Dubrow - Cherise
- Kirsten Holmquist - Breezy
- Ian Patrick Williams - Beany
- Ian Patrick Williams - Inspector Fitzpatrick
- Jack Riley - Wendell
- Dot-Marie Jones - Dot
- Dot-Marie Jones - Lola
- Cynthia Steele - Rebecca
- Diana Bellamy - Nancy
- Diana Bellamy - Kathleen Morgan
- Diana Bellamy - Customer #1
- Terri J. Vaughn - Connie
- Gretchen Palmer - Lucille
- Annie O'Donnell - Eartha
- Rachel Winfree - Sadie
- Steve Susskind - Barney
- Steve Susskind - Stan
- Janet Carroll - Gary
- Allan Trautman - Barbiephile
- George Wyner - Ronald N. Michaels
- Leonard Kelly-Young - Mel Pease
- Lisa Kaseman - Patty Pease
- Steven Hack - Lou
- Bruce Fine - Ben Pease
- Kenny Stabler - Kenny Stabler
- Deborah Harmon - Mimi
- Deborah Harmon - June Morgan
- Lawrence Taylor - Lawrence Taylor
- Stan Ivar - Jack Franklin
- Drew Pillsbury - Thad
- Dean Norris - Rodent
- Mike Piazza - Mike Piazza
- Tom McCleister - Ike
- Shaun Toub - Shaun Toub
- Andrew Prine - Psycho Dad
- Bill Lee Brown - Cameraman
- Barry Wiggins - Geronimo
- Michael Philip - Chopper
- Noah Blake - Jim
- Noah Blake - Sean
- Barry Shabaka Henley - Charlie
- Mother Love - Helen
- Alix Elias - Louise
- Carol Ann Susi - Frannie
- Brandy Ledford - Brandi
- Iqbal Theba - Iqbal
- Dion Anderson - Fryer Tuck
- Katherine Olsen - Beth
- Ian Gomez - Car Wash Employee
- Marty Rackham - Dave
- John LeFleur - Sven
- Wolfman Jack - Wolfman Jack
- Lisa Stahl - Gretchen
- Gilbert Gottfried - Gilbert Gottfried
- Lynn Ann Leveridge - Woman
- Larry Storch - Larry Storch
- Clint Howard - Mullen
- Rusty Schwimmer - Babs
- Peter Spellos - Elmo
- Pat Crawford Brown - Bingo Caller
- Elaine Hendrix - Sandy
- Tom Henschel - Marshall
- Christi Allen - Kristi
- Christi Allen - Lucy
- Vené L. Arcoraci - Eileen
- Dawn Eason - Darlene
- Eric Dane - Oliver Cole
- Andrew Kavovit - Mark Campbell
- Keri Russell - April Adams
- Timothy Elwell - Nikolai Pushkin
- Michael Rothhaar - Milt
- Susan Varon - Brenda
- Jennifer Echols - Gwen
- Jennifer Echols - Cynthia
- Mike Finneran - Marv
- Noah Segan - Robby Bennett
- Carol Gustafson - Principal Ravinko
- Carol Gustafson - Principal
- Billy Gallo - Stitch
- Harry S. Murphy - Mr. Bennett
- Damien Leake - Principal Alburton
- Christopher Miranda - Tommy
- Lynne Austin - Sable
- Lynne Austin - Peaches
- Lynsey Bartilson - Megan
- Tim Conway - Ephraim Wanker
- Jennifer Aspen - Jamie
- Marco Sanchez - Ramon
- Sonya Eddy - Arlene
- Meilani Paul - Melissa
- Joseph D. Reitman - Genghis
- Joseph D. Reitman - Tom
- Joseph D. Reitman - Stoner
- Pamela Anderson - Cashew
- Pamela Anderson - Yvette
- Don Novello - Father Guido Sarducci
- Leland Orser - Director
- Leland Orser - Mark
- Ben Stein - Thomas
- Gene Wolande - Scientist
- Jonathan Fahn - Camera Person
- Steve Valentine - Guy in Line
- Michael Clarke Duncan - Bouncer
- Carrie Genzel - Natalie
- Danica Sheridan - Matilda
- Danica Sheridan - Belinda
- Casper Van Dien - Eric Waters
- Sarah Ann Morris - Jessica
- Troy Fromin - Chad
- Shannon Tweed - Shannon Tweed
- Donna D'Errico - Helga
- Terry Bradshaw - Terry Bradshaw
- Angelo Vacco - Gang Guy
- Mark D. Espinoza - Carlos
- Edward Hibbert - Dr. Richelieu
- Christina Solis - Esmerelda
- Richard Moll - Gino
- Perry Anzilotti - Vito
- Jennifer Lyons - Ariel
- Lisa Arturo - Farrah
- John Carlos Frey - Raphael
- Kym Whitley - Danielle
- Victor Raider-Wexler - Floyd Babcock
- Michael Francis Clarke - Stage Manager
- Michael Francis Clarke - Bartender
- Krista Allen - Crystal Clark
- John Patrick White - Little Floyd
- David Pires - Doctor
- Cindyana Santangelo - Sierra Madre
- Traci Bingham - Lap Dancer
- Faith Salie - Lana
- Regina Leeds - Woman #2
- Regina Leeds - Cheese Lady
- Pat Morita - Mr. Shimokawa
- Don Dowe - Foreman
- Nicole Eggert - Shannon
- Terri Ivens - Maria
- Phill Lewis - George
- Alan Thicke - Henry
- Rance Howard - Edwin
- Ed Gilbert - Bob Packwood
- Andrea Nittoli - Linda
- Susan Slome - Becca
- Richard Kline - Flint Guccione
- Mark Sellers - Male Detective
- Bunny Summers - Mrs. Wicker
- Sandy Helberg - Mr. Wormer
- Jesse Borrego - Bruno
- Teri Ralston - Judge Spivak
- Deborah Levin - Susan
- Michael Tulin - Paul
- Clement von Franckenstein - Maitre' D
- Tom Tully - Harold
- Dona Speir - Photo Girl
- William Rogers - Waiter No.1
- Teresa Ganzel - Heather
- Pauly Shore - Captain
- Christian Jacobs - Shep
- Dylan Kussman - Butch
- Daniel Frishman - Mr. Williams
- Tracy Justrich - Tasha
- Jonathan Coogan - Workman
- Jack Yates - Jack
- Catherine Carlen - Vicky
- Carol Mansell - Edna
- Lisa Raggio - Connie Bender
- Lisa Raggio - Connie Bender
- Betty Muramoto - Sumo Yohiro
- Andrea Parker - Go-Go Dancer
- Patricia Matthews - Velour
- Ric Stoneback - Speedy
- Robert Schuch - Jimbo
- John Apicella - Rick
- Eric Tull - Milton
- Claudia Harrington - Thelma Mckeckney
- Bubba Smith - Spare Tire Dixon
- Bubba Smith - Bubba Smith
- Lynda Lenet - Geena
- Bill Bateman - Larry Fleishman
- Stephen Dorff - Boz
- Mary-Pat Green - Mary-Pat
- Mary-Pat Green - Marge
- Mary-Pat Green - Max
- Heather Hopper - Lisa
- Christy Taylor - Caroline
- Nick Toth - Computer (voice)
- Morgan Brittany - Marilyn Beamis
- Candace Hutson - Tina
- Amber Susa - Jill
- Gary Mauro - Mark
- Tracy Burton - Sandy
- Marilyn Pitzer - Betsy
- Shirley Prestia - Marsha
- Luann Lee - Fifi
- Tom Lahm - Jim Jupiter
- Michele Smith - Bunny
- Renee Tenison - Marla
- Renee Tenison - Topsy
- Renee Tenison - Macadamia
- Aeryk Egan - Victor
- Joe Flaherty - Dr. Plierson
- Scott Garrison - Bill
- Elizabeth Keifer - Ginger
- Vernee Watson-Johnson - Renee
- Kimmy Robertson - Molly
- Richard Israel - Myron
- Gregg Thomsen - Hank
- Ray Reinhardt - Peamon
- Kari Whitman - Muffy
- R. Leo Schreiber - Farmer
- Mike Tino - Vince
- Joe Farago - Mr. Whiteman
- Marc Bentley - Lewis
- Nancy Priddy - Mrs. Whiteman
- Matt McKenzie - Reporter
- Lisa Moss - TV News Anchor
- Jennifer Banko - Courtney
- Trudy Adams - Chelsea
- Ann Nelson - Elderly Woman
- Thomas Ian Nicholas - Bobby
- Eve Smith - Mom
- Paul Coufos - Leo Privett
- Coleen Maloney - Marie Privett
- A.J. Freeman - Mailman
- Adolfo Quinones - Cecil
- Jonny Black - Member of The Gutter Cats
- Josh Blake - Member of The Gutter Cats
- Eva LaRue - Carrie
- Joey Sagal - Man with Nose
- Joey Sagal - Randolph
- Jamie Lynn Grenham - Brenda
- Chuck E. Weiss - Bum
- Michael Stoyanov - Pizza Boy
- Brad Blumenthal - Refreshment Guy
- Brad Blumenthal - Bob
- Lawrence Lott - Dealer
- Michael Saccente - Man
- Lisa Boyle - Fawn
- Lisa Boyle - Bubbles Double Dee
- Rick Zumwalt - Gambler
- Lynn Braxton - Big Bad Mama
- Jeanne Basone - Hollywood
- Ursula Hayden - Babe - Farmer's Daughter
- Sam Clay - Croupier
- Gene LeBell - Larry
- Gene LeBell - Black Ben
- Gene LeBell - Referee
- Joel J. Edwards - Jeff
- Michael O'Guinne - Bowler #1
- Garrett Glaser - Garrett Glaser
- Roy Firestone - Roy Firestone
- Marge Redmond - Miss Beyer
- Patrick J. Dancy - Ruben
- Zoe Trilling - Susan
- Keely Christian - Senior #2
- Keely Christian - Senior #1
- David Sederholm - Bruce Van Pelt
- David Sederholm - Phillip
- Ben Lemon - Bill Palomino
- Fran Montano - Station Manager
- Rosie Tenison - Mopsy
- Rosie Tenison - Carla
- Jim O'Doherty - Pageant Master
- Mary Gillis - Judge #2
- Marla Frees - Kitty
- Steve Bean - Steve
- Steve Bean - Fred
- Beckie Mullen - Yvonne
- Jay Anthony Franke - Pizza Boy
- Karen Lynn Scott - Dina
- Karen Lynn Scott - Aunt Heather
- Mark L. Taylor - Mr. Lincoln
- Rif Hutton - Bailiff
- Joyce Brothers - The Judge
- Reid Shelton - Roy
- Alex McLeod - Carrie Pease
- Alex McLeod - Cloed #1
- Greg Lewis - Old Codger
- Ian Ziering - The Kid
- Dan Blom - Sven Hunkstrom
- Dorit Sauer - Trixie
- Sam McMurray - Andy
- Tia Carrere - Piper Bauman
- Jill Pierce - Mary
- Jill Pierce - Mary Ann
- Tina Louise - Miss Beck
- Joanna Goode - Incense Berkowitz
- Leonard Lightfoot - Oliver
- Phil Fondacaro - Alien
- Debbie Lee Carrington - Alien
- Tony Cox - Alien
- Patty Maloney - Alien
- Felix Silla - Alien
- Susan Rossitto - Alien
- Rhonda Shear - Brenda Kostrowski
- Ava Fabian - Yummy
- Ava Fabian - Honey Roasted
- Sherrie Rose - Mandi
- Rhonda Britten - Donna
- Stewart J. Zully - Sam
- Julie Gray - Brooke
- Ric Roman Waugh - Jake
- Beth Broderick - Miss Penza
- Charlie Brill - Eugene Bundy
- Lane Davies - Harry Ashland
- Cheech Marin - Buck the Dog (voice)
- Brian George - Chef
- Rodney Kageyama - Owner
- Kort Falkenberg - Hans
- B.B. King - Street Singer
- Dave Florek - Mick
- Fitz Houston - Rich
- Alex Walters - Statue
- Alex Walters - Fantasy Man #4
- Traci Lords - Vanessa Van Pelt
- Traci Lords - Assistant
- Michael Faustino - Nestor
- Michael Faustino - Kid
- Michael Faustino - Mikey
- Michael Faustino - Joey
- Michael Faustino - Kid #1
- Kyle Cody - Pizza Guy
- Joseph Bologna - Charlie Verducci
- Suli McCullough - Dave
- Michael Stanton - Customer #1
- Charles Howerton - Older Man
- Charles Howerton - Nelson
- Ron Litman - Customer #2
- Ray Girardin - Mr. Shnick
- Rick Ford - Johnson
- Milt Tarver - IRS Agent
- Jennifer Braff - Rhonda Rose
- Debbe Dunning - Bubbles
- Debbe Dunning - Rochelle Alpert
- Irina Cashen - June Hubbard
- Joey Simmrin - March Hubbard
- J.J. Johnston - Happy
- J.J. Johnston - Louie
- J.J. Johnston - Security Guard
- J.J. Johnston - Bebe
- Rebecca Cross - Tyler Cameron
- John Mansfield - Roger Bonderly
- Dennis Holahan - Man #1
- Bruce Jarchow - Manager
- John Asher - Bob
- Jodie Mann - Cashier
- Bill Applebaum - Tim Potter
- Bill Applebaum - Newscaster (voice)
- Kevin Ryder - D. J. (voice)
- Alan Oppenheimer - Mr. Foodie
- John Byner - The Prospector
- Carmen Filpi - Codger #1
- Bobbie Brown - Nibbles
- Bobbie Brown - Pecan
- Owen Bush - Codger #2
- Earl Billings - Demerson
- Allison Barron - Tania
- Allison Barron - Lauren
- Gene Baxter - Rick Cool
- Gene Baxter - TV Announcer (voice)
- Sharyn Leavitt - Harriett
- Sharyn Leavitt - Yetta
- Steve Henneberry - Fantasy Man #5
- Matt Borlenghi - Tom
- Matt Borlenghi - Ray Ray
- Jennifer Blanc - Margie
- Cyndi Pass - Girl Dancer
- Ellerine Harding - Nelvia
- Rick Scarry - Melvin
- Jeff Michalski - Harry
- Lisa Saxton - Girl Vendor
- Lisa Saxton - Bathsheba
- Anthony S. Johnson - Herb
- Bill Cho Lee - Sony
- James Paradise - Slick Stick Jackson
- B.T. Taylor - Adam
- Tommy Perna - Tony
- Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst - Flopsie
- Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst - Almond
- Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst - Hilgar
- Robert Lesser - Bum - Edwin Johanson
- Terri Hoyos - Mrs. Garcia
- Tonya Lawson - Salome
- Seth Dillon - Jorge Garcia
- William Sanderson - Cousin Eb
- John Gerard - Possum Boy
- Patrick Cranshaw - Young Kit
- Robert Fieldsteel - Wally
- Tim Kazurinsky - Sidney Rimhollow
- Bobbie Phillips - Jill
- Bobbie Phillips - Kara
- Larry Jacobson - TV Host
- Jean Speegle Howard - Claire
- Jean Speegle Howard - Old Lady
- Jean Speegle Howard - Sylvia
- Jean Speegle Howard - Ceil
- Gary Coleman - Reverend
- Gary Coleman - Property Inspector
- June Foray - Scary Mary (voice)
- Dinah Lenney - Talk Show Host
- Donna Eskra - Cyndy
- Georgi Irene - Samantha
- Megan O'Hara - Lola
- Megan O'Hara - Girl #1
- Julie Condra - Crystal Brooks
- Julie Condra - Becky
- Dan Castellaneta - Pete
- Dan Castellaneta - Funeral Director
- Kari Wuhrer - Joanie
- Jon Lovitz - Jeff Littlehead
- Denise Richards - Girl #2
- Cleveland O'Neal III - Stage Manager
- Anthony James - Adolph Van Pelt
- Nicole Chamberlain - Tanya Van Pelt
- Michael G. Moye - Nearby Dog (voice)
- Michael G. Moye - Young Zeke
- John Randolph - Colonel Van Pelt
- Eric Menyuk - Gerry
- Eric Menyuk - Black Bob
- Jessica Hahn - Ricki
- Wendie Jo Sperber - Sandy Jorgenson
- Danny Lee Clark - Biff
- Joey Lauren Adams - Mona Mullins
- Joey Lauren Adams - Cousin Effie
- Joey Lauren Adams - Janie
- Steve Vinovich - Director
- Ed Jones - Ed 'Too Tall' Jones
- Sugar Ray Leonard - Sugar Ray Leonard
- Elizabeth Giordano - Miss LeGroin - Receptionist
- George C. Simms - Casting Executive
- Jay Gardner - Commercial Announcer (voice)
- Roger Hewlett - Sticky the Clown
- Carl Ciarfalio - Man
- Fred Willard - Stan
- Edd Byrnes - Edd Byrnes
- Joey Belladonna - Anthrax Band Member
- Frank Bello - Anthrax Band Member
- Charlie Benante - Anthrax Band Member
- Kevin Curran - Buck (voice)
- Kevin Curran - Buck the Man
- Scott Ian - Anthrax Band Member
- Dan Spitz - Anthrax Band Member
- Candice Azzara - Madame Inga
- Larry Udy - Psychic #1
- Ron Leavitt - Nearby Dog (voice)
- Ron Leavitt - Jack Dallas
- Barbara Perry - Old Lady
- Edd Hall - D.J.
- Edd Hall - Tour Guide
- Joshua Beckett - Scott
- Rana Kirkland - Margie
- James Quattrochi - Delbert
- Christopher M. Brown - Ralph
- Monty Hoffman - Bartender
- Monty Hoffman - Santa
- Charlotte Ross - Darlene
- Linda Gibboney - Mrs. McGowen
- Lillian Adams - Mrs. A. Mariner
- Louis Mustillo - Mr. Nielsen
- Hal Landon Jr. - Janitor
- Dana Lee - Master Po (voice)
- Phil Buckman - Joe
- Colby Chester - Jim
- Leah Ayres - Betty
- Marisa Theodore - Betty Jr.
- Andrea Leithe - Stacey
- Peggy Trentini - Ulla
- Anne von Keller - Karin
- Alun Armstrong - Trevor
- Steven Hartley - Igor
- Tony Steedman - Mayor Fivshaw
- Bill Oddie - Winston
- Bill Oddie - WInston
- Helena Carroll - Poxilda
- Aron Kincaid - Nearby Dog (voice)
- Bobcat Goldthwait - Zemus
- Linda Blair - Ida Mae
- Shane Sweet - Seven
- Corey Feldman - Ralph
- Lisa Rieffel - D. J.
- Andrew Masset - Phillip
- Weston Blakesley - Worker
- Ted Jan Roberts - Brian
- Diane Delano - Gladys
- Penelope Windust - Sales Lady
- Keith Coulouris - Guy
- Andy Milder - Francis
- Jamie Luner - Gerri
- Pearl Shear - Volunteer #1
- Cynthia Allison - TV News Anchor
- Michael Goldfinger - Doug
- Hartley Silver - Storekeeper Jim
- Flora Burke - Volunteer #2
- Jim Chiros - Activist #1
- Cynthena Sanders - Activist #2
- Ed Burke - Man
- Cindy Margolis - Beer Girl #1
- Stephanie Hudson - Beer Girl #3
- Brian Doyle-Murray - Wayne
- Charlotte Booker - Miss Parker
- Lisa Robin Kelly - Carol
- Roger Rose - V.J.
- Roger Rose - Tweety / Bailiff (voice)
- Richie Havens - Richie Havens
- Robby Krieger - Robby Krieger
- Peter Noone - Peter Noone
- John Sebastian - John Sebastian
- Aaron Lustig - First Class Lounge Attendant
- Mark J. Goodman - VJ
- James R. Sweeney - Priest
- Emilio Borelli - Italian Man
- Laurel Lockhart - Lorraine
- Robert Ackerman - Harry
- Robyn Killian - Beer Girl #2
- Robyn Killian - Natalie
- Leslie Ryan - Julie
- Stan Chandler - Bank Nerd #1
- Tim Maculan - Bank Nerd #2
- Jennifer Pusheck - Toni
- Michael Mitz - Bank Teller
- Sabryn Genet - Coed #2
- Dennis Cockrum - Ray the Bartender
- Fred Sanders - Iskowitz
- Kevin Thompson - Elf
- Ed Morgan - Street Corner Charity Santa
- Kari Coleman - Muffy
- Kari Coleman - Anchorwoman
- Kristen Martin - Freckled Girl
- Sara Melson - Corky
- Andrea Elson - Heidi
- Joel Gretsch - Johnny
- Cynthia Szigeti - Bertha
- Cain Devore - Man
- Brian Jensen - Antoine
- Jack Kenny - Fredo
- Kristi Ducati - Candy
- Avalon Anders - Sandy
- Arthur Hanket - Anchorman (voice)
- Chantel Dubay - Candy Lapinsky
- Matt Winston - Eugene
- Brian Leckner - Henry
- Tiffany Sloan - Carol
- E.D. Miller - Ira
- Mario Roccuzzo - Vendor
- Kevin Brief - Official
- Todd McLaren - Stadium Announcer (voice)
- Madeleine Sherwood - Joanne
- Randall "Tex" Cobb - Burglar
- Brooke Stacy Mills - Sandy
- Melanie Chartoff - Laurie Diamond, Attorney
- David Boreanaz - Frank
- Kimberly Brooks - Salesgirl
- Nicholas R. Oleson - Lon
- Anahit Minasyan - Lil
- Susan Peretz - Ms. Blaub
- Ted Davis - Habib #2
- Charlene Tilton - Charlene Tilton
- Rob LaBelle - Joe Orton
- Abraham Benrubi - Jimmy
- Barbara Moore - Dee Anna
- Vanna White - Coco / Helen Granowinner
- Vlade Divac - Vlade Divac
- Xavier McDaniel - Xavier McDaniel
- Roy Fegan - Team Official
- Gerald Emerick - Man Behind Al
- Debra Engle - Mary Ellen Litchfield
- Kimberly Paige - Jackie
- Alex Zonn - Bum
- Skye Bassett - Ray Ray's Girlfriend
- Tom La Grua - Weasel
- Lee Arenberg - Sal
- Beau Billingslea - Moderator
- Marilyn Kagan - Dr. Angela (voice)
- Sean O'Bryan - Neuter
- Vaitiare Hirshon - Sonja
- Lou Bonacki - Jake
- Patrika Darbo - Ethel
- Mindy Seeger - Jeannie
- Billi Gordon - Belle
- Alex Briley - Sailor - The Village People
- David Hodo - Construction Worker - The Village People
- Glenn Hughes - Leather Man - The Village People
- Felipe Rose - Indian - The Village People
- Ray Simpson - Policeman - The Village People
- Rose Jackson - Angie
- Tara Karsian - Woman at Shoe Store
- Joe Ochman - Guy
- Tami Roman - Meg
- Jerry Springer - Jerry Springer
- Joshua Boyd - Timmy
- Joshua Boyd - Kid #1
- John Mariano - Pete
- Trip Hamilton - Jim
- Christopher Collins - Roger
- Harriet C. Leider - Velma
- Timothy Omundson - Bartender
- Craig Benton - Customer #2
- Craig Benton - Usher
- Frank Noon - Guy #2
- Joe Namath - Joe Namath
- Johnny Bench - Johnny Bench
- Dom DeLuise - Floyd the Dog (voice)
- Jeanine Jackson - Mother
- Lenny Wolpe - Father
- Ralph P. Martin - Mustafa
- Ron Perkins - Doctor
- Mark Clayman - Jay
- Terence Paul Winter - Lee
- Don Maxwell - Dad
- Larry Hankin - Mary
- Mark Matheisen - Gunther
- Bryn Erin - Naomi
- Tom Silardi - Dabbs
- Winifred Freedman - Enid
- Michael Lowry - Sloan
- Danny Bonaduce - Surveyor
- Dave Madden - Manager
- Joni Allen - Girl
- Avner Garbi - Omar
- Jane Lynch - Greta
- Paddi Edwards - Betty
- Charles Bouvier - Mac
- David Carrera - Pinworm
- Lorna Scott - Rita
- Stephanie Dicker - Woman
- Todd Susman - Bill Ellis
- Stefanie Ridel - Lisa Pruner
- Richard Assad - Fanatic
- Michael Hagiwara - Japanese Business Man
- William Bookston - Wino Guy
- Maray Ayres - Wino Gal
- Tiiu Leek - TV Anchorwoman
- Julie Benz - Sascha
- Robert Mandan - Walter Traugott
- Chi McBride - Dexter
- Christopher Douglas - Kevin
- Fergie - Ann
- Helen Siff - Leona
- Kelly L. Goodman - Barbara
- Al Sapienza - Paramedic #1
- Rick Dees - Rick Dees (voice)
- Sandra Taylor - Naomi
- Jane Abbott - Alexis
- Debra Christofferson - Paulina
- Sheilah Grenham - Woman #2
- Waylon Jennings - Ironhead Haynes
- Jan Hoag - Checker #1
- Biff Yeager - Man
- Cynthia Frost - Customer #1
- Brian Reddy - Checker #2
- Kevin Schon - Stage Manager
- Kevin Schon - Felix D. Katt / Mouse Lawyer (voice)
- Kevin Schon - Phil
- Curnal Achilles Aulisio - Chad Dowling
- Ron Pitts - TV Announcer
- Edward Blanchard - Stab Wound
- Marcia Del Mar - Maria
- Neal Lerner - Traney
- Alex Nevil - Mike
- Mike Cannizzo - Tony
- Barbara Sammeth - Woman #1
- Rosie Taravella - Woman #3
- John O'Connell - TV Announcer
- Terry Murphy - Terry Murphy
- Jeffrey Winner - Test Examiner
- Wesley Leong - Man
- Joe Costanza - Butcher
- Phil Lodwick - Security Guard
- Kenneth Danziger - Auctioneer
- Jennifer Massey - Marla 'the Pigeon' Darla
- Mark Barriere - Washington Darla
- Rochelle Swanson - Woman #1
- Amber Van Lent - Woman #2
- Darryl Henriques - Samuel
- Hilary Anderson - Cigarette Girl
- Michael Leopard - Bartender
- Michele Harrell - Mrs. Bubba Smith
- Bret Saberhagen - Bret Saberhagen
- Frank Thomas - Frank Thomas
- Dave Winfield - Dave Winfield
- Joe Morgan - Joe Morgan
- J. Patrick McCormack - Senator Furman
- T.C. Warner - Pam
- Michael Caldwell - Peter
- Fuminori Shishido - Mai Lin
- Judy Carmen - Diane
- Rick Batalla - Car Wash Employee #2
- Pierre Gonneau - Mr. D'Player
- David Drummond - Chance
- Mary Garripoli - Julie
- Keith Sellon-Wright - Reporter #2
- Kevin McBride - Reporter #3
- Melissa Chan - Reporter #4
- Scott Hartman - Reporter #5
- Vick Sabitjian - Abdula
- Julia Kato - Yoko Ono (voice)
- JD Cullum - Dr. Kessler
- Shae Marks - Colleen
- Wanda Acuna - Babette
- Mark Voland - Alderman Kuczxynski
- Elisha Choice - Justine
- Jessica Smith - Jenny
- Kathleen Freeman - Peg's Mom (voice)
- Marci Brickhouse - Taylor
- Dan Doherty - Bodyguard
- Kevin Steinberg - Delivery Guy (uncredited)
- Frank Lloyd - Norris
- Frank Lloyd - Motorist #1
- Frank Lloyd - Vendor
- Frank Lloyd - Leonard Van Pelt
- Frank Lloyd - Parachuter
- Frank Lloyd - Gorgo
- Frank Lloyd - Referee
- Frank Lloyd - Black Bert
- Frank Lloyd - Al's Feet
- Matthew Berry
- Eric Abrams
- Ron Leavitt
- Michael G. Moye
- Kim Weiskopf
- Frank Sinatra
Wendie Jo Sperber interpreta a Sandy Jorgenson en la serie.
Madeleine Sherwood hace el papel de Joanne.
Milla Jovovich hace el papel de Yvette.
Alun Armstrong interpreta a Trevor en la serie.
William Sanderson interpreta a Cousin Eb en la serie.
Avner Garbi interpreta a Omar en la serie.
Biff Yeager interpreta a Man en la serie.
Anthony James hace el papel de Adolph Van Pelt.
Dylan Kussman hace el papel de Butch.
Dennis Holahan hace el papel de Man #1.
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