- Hayden Panettiere - Little Girl
- Kristanna Loken - Sable O'Brian
- Michael Dubrow - Buzzcut Guy
- Jessica Hahn - Miss Taylor
- Dana Daurey - Amber
- Brett Stimely - Larry
- Ant - Barry
- David O'Donnell - Chuck
- Steven Gilborn - Doctor
- Betsy Monroe - Nurse Crenshaw
- Thomas Myers - TV Evangelist (voice)
- Stephen Kay - Salesman
- Tommy Bertelsen - Little Ryan
- Marnette Patterson - Cindy
- Quinn Duffy - Matt Cochran
- Shonda Whipple - Chelsea
- Shonda Whipple - Angora
- Nicole Nagel - Amazon Woman
- Andrea Bendewald - TV Newscaster
- Dustin Voigt - Preppie Guy
- Victoria Jackson - Susan
- Jamie Kennedy - Stoney
- Jamie Kennedy - Pony Burger Attendant (voice)
- Diane Delano - Vic
- Ian Patrick Williams - Ray Paul Jones
- Sandy Sprung - Motel Manager
- Elisabeth Harnois - Patty
- Donna D'Errico - Fantasy Girl #1
- Kristen Williams - Fantasy Girl #2
- Richard Hoyt-Miller - Mailman Pops
- Kevin Scannell - Chipper Collins
- Jeff Doucette - Coach
- Gary Coleman - Devil
- Edmund L. Shaff - Insurance Guy
- Craig Kvinsland - Jim
- Judy Kain - Meter Maid
- Eric Menyuk - Policeman
- Donald Gibb - Spike
- Mila Kunis - Chloe
- Samantha Esteban - Cute Girl
- Riki Rachtman - Riki Rachtman (voice)
- John Patrick White - Danny
- Michael Warwick - Nerd Boy
- Michael Warwick - Gordy
- Gregory Polcyn - Lizard Agent
- Diane Farr - Michelle
- Jackée Harry - Ms. Blake
- J. Robin Miller - Agnes
- Aquilina Soriano - Sushi
- Lisa Malkiewicz - Crystal
- Joel Michaely - Paul
- Seann William Scott - Moondoggie
- Allen Scotti - Louie Louie
- Benjamin Shelfer - Beau
- Benjamin Shelfer - Bullhorn (voice)
- Benjamin Shelfer - Johnny
- Benjamin Shelfer - Pizza Boy
- Benjamin Shelfer - Guy
- Kenneth Kimmins - Dean
- Nick Toth - Quigley
- Adam Kaiz - Charles
- Maggie Lawson - Madolyn
- Tracy Scoggins - Morgana
- Pat Crawford Brown - Sadie Glickstein
- Jennifer Banko - Michelle
- Natasha Dorfhuber - Little Girl
- R.D. Robb - Bernie
- Marissa Leigh - Little Girl
- Aaron Lustig - Maitre D'
- Daniel Markel - Guy Babone
- Erik Estrada - Erik Estrada
- David Jahn - Rose Seller Guy
- Melanie Good - Pretty Girl
- Melody Clarke - Daughter
- Debra Mooney - Saleslady
- Connie Sawyer - Old Woman
- Edd Byrnes - Fossily
- Doug Jones - Boomer
- Karen Moncrieff - Zelda
- Johnny Venokur - Maury
- Joel Berti - Johnny Stompanoto
- Mary Gillis - Mrs. Garbaggio
- Jim Ward - TV Announcer (voice)
- Oliver Muirhead - Mr. Monteleone
- Sarah Lancaster - Alice
- Patrick Mickler - Cop
- Ivana Miličević - Oksana
- Richard Vidan - Boris
- Dale Raoul - Granny Goodness
- Kevin Light - Prince
- SW Fisher - Male Customer
- Jeannie Elias - Goldie
- Scott Gurney - Chip
- Scott Gurney - Dean Valentine
- Jessie Jones - Mrs. Lupkin
- Peggy Miley - Mrs. Dempsey
- Jamie Anderson - Carla
- Jennifer Lyons - Erica
- Tom Byrd - Professor Alfred
- Joe De Cenzo - Messenger
- Deborah Kellner - Muffy
- Michael Houston King - Chad
- Natalia Cigliuti - Francesca
- Kevin Curran - Crazy Lou
- Karen Lynn Scott - Marilyn
- Don Novello - Father Guido Sarducci
- Don Novello - Guy Macaroon
- Jean Speegle Howard - Miss Mugglesworth
- Jean Speegle Howard - Miss Neezballs
- Jean Speegle Howard - Mrs. McGillicuddy
- Jean Speegle Howard - Mrs. Lewcowitz
- Bridget Flanery - Bunny
- David Youse - Skip
- Thomas Rosales Jr. - Pablo
- Seth Jaffe - FBI Guy #2
- Krissy Carlson - Cookie
- Marcus H. Nelson - Guy
- Faith Minton - Bertha
- Constance Zimmer - LaVerne
- Jack Brewer - Desmond
- Jenna von Oy - Bitsy
- Lisa Arturo - Cookie
- Tony V. - David Mandel
- Tony V. - Sal
- Robin Berry - Jane
- Brogan Roche - Dick
- Suanne Spoke - Ms. Musante
- Suanne Spoke - Prudish Woman
- Richard Sanders - Mr. Peabody
- Jonathan Aube - Guy
- Ernest Liu - Lee
- Alicia Rickter - Girl
- Rhonda Shear - Beggar Spice
- Nick Cornish - Billy
- Ashley Buccille - Girl #2
- Chris L. McKenna - Mikey
- Dan Ponce - Chicky
- Linda O'Neil - Girl
- Pat Brymer - Dinosaur (voice)
- Marcy Vosburgh - Singing Stuffed Animal (voice)
- Christina Moore - Cherri
- Kimberly J. Brown - Helena
- Kimberly J. Brown - Girl #1
- Kiva Dawson - Caitlin Blackpoole
- Arturo Gil - Dancing Baby
- Tom Kenny - J. Cyril Studebaker
- Brighton Hertford - Girl
- Brighton Hertford - Kitty
- Johnnie Colter - Henry
- Ossie Mair - Janitor
- Peggy Jo Jacobs - Lee
- Shulie Cowen - Ann
- Paul Popowich - Jerome
- Jennifer Hale - Kobe
- Denney Pierce - Obnoxious Guy #2
- Chris Durand - Obnoxious Guy #3
- Faith Salie - Caitlin
- Alex Nesic - Jacques
- Michael Hitchcock - Coach McNiff
- Danielle Weeks - Liz
- Danielle Weeks - Jennifer
- Tamara Braun - Lacy
- Tamara Braun - Nell
- Linda Kim - Zipporah
- Thomas DeWier - Awkie
- Ryan Holihan - Elliott
- Mary Greenwood - Nancy
- Mary Greenwood - Spice
- Mary Greenwood - Girl
- Jennifer Lothrop - Penny
- Matthew Blashaw - Rusty
- David Pressman - Tony
- Zach Chapman - Umlaut
- Zach Chapman - Nazi
- Charles Howerton - Henry
- Danica Sheridan - Security Guard
- Kato Kaelin - Smoking Teacher
- Kato Kaelin - Happy Bender
- Rob Leo Roy - Mr. Gutman
- Danielle Keaton - Young Girl
- Gerry Cohen - M. Cohen
- Orlando Woolridge - Karl
- Bob Glouberman - Dr. J
- Kyle Sullivan - David
- Calvin Remsberg - Pavarotti
- David Faustino - Jimbo
- Victoria Silvstedt - Brandi
- John Ducey - Jim
- Tasha Goldthwait - Girl
- Christa Campbell - Kirsten
- Matt Reid - Handsome Guy #1
- Jeffrey Castillo - Handsome Guy #2
- Wendie Jo Sperber - Ms. Snaylops
- Chelsea Lynn - Little Tiffany
- Frank Lloyd - Righty
- Frank Lloyd - Policeman
- Frank Lloyd - FBI Guy #1
- Frank Lloyd - Cop
- Frank Lloyd - Guy #1
- Frank Lloyd - Rico
- Frank Lloyd - Manager
- Frank Lloyd - White-Coated Man
- Frank Lloyd - Teeth McKenzie
- Frank Lloyd - Hunter
- Frank Lloyd - Lefty
- Frank Lloyd - Joe
- Frank Lloyd - Guard
- Frank Lloyd - Closet Monster
- Frank Lloyd - Obnoxious Guy #1
- Frank Lloyd - Mr. Bassilli
- Frank Lloyd - Mad Janitor
- Frank Lloyd - Abominable Snowman
- Frank Lloyd - Security Guard
Wendie Jo Sperber hace el papel de Ms. Snaylops.
Geoff Pierson interpreta a Jack Malloy en la serie.
Kevin Connolly hace el papel de Ryan Malloy.
Nikki Cox interpreta a Tiffany Malloy en la serie.
Justin Berfield interpreta a Ross Malloy en la serie.
Wendy Benson-Landes hace el papel de Barbara Caufield.
Bobcat Goldthwait interpreta a Mr. Floppy (voice) en la serie.
Allan Trautman interpreta a Mr. Floppy (puppeteer) en la serie.
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