- Robertson Hare - Dove
- Geoffrey Lumsden - Foreign Secretary
- William Mervyn - Prime Minister
- Llewellyn Rees - "Fake" Prime Minister
- Mark Singleton - "Fake" Home Secretary
- Michael Trubshawe - "Fake" First Lord
- Francesca Tu - Tsai Chan
- Oliver MacGreevy - Rack
- Peter Hutchins - Straw
- Jeremy Lloyd - Lord Ponsonby
- Sean Lynch - Black Jack Player
- Ivor Dean - Police Commissioner
- Brian Harrison - 1st. Policeman
- Harry Hutchinson - Manservant
- Max Faulkner - Lieutenant
- Beth Rogan - Greta
- Calvin Lockhart - Jones
- Nicholas Smith - Constable
- Susan Blair - Janice
- Joe Wadham - Colonel Woodstock's Aide
- Richard Donner
- Michael Pertwee
- Peter Lawford
- Sammy Davis Jr.
- John Dankworth
Capítulo disponible en las siguientes plataformas: