- John Candy - Wink Wilkinson
- Christopher Guest - The First Customer
- Bill Murray - Arthur Denton
- Stan Jones - Narrator (voice)
- Ed Wiley - 'Downtown' Bum #1
- Alan Tilvern - 'Downtown' Bum #2
- John Scott Martin - 'Downtown' Bum #3
- Vincent Wong - Chinese Florist
- Mak Wilson - Doo-Wop Street Singer
- Danny Cunningham - Doo-Wop Street Singer
- Danny John-Jules - Doo-Wop Street Singer
- Mildred Shay - Second Customer
- Kevin Scott - Fourth Customer
- Barbara Rosenblat - Fifth Customer
- Paul Reynolds - Audrey & Seymour's Kid
- Miriam Margolyes - Dental Nurse
- Abbie Dabner - Boy Patient
- Francis Dux - Second Patient
- Peter Whitman - Patient on Ceiling
- Bob Sherman - Agent
- Kerry Shale - Her Assistant
- Robert Arden - Network Exec #1
- Bob Sessions - Network Exec #3
- Michael Shannon - Television Reporter
- Jill Goldston - Frantic Shopper (uncredited)
- Frank Oz
- Howard Ashman
- David Geffen
- Margery Simkin
- Alan Menken
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