- Ed Williams - Ted Olsen
- Tiny Ron - Al
- 'Weird Al' Yankovic - 'Weird Al'
- Leslie Maier - 'Weird Leslie'
- Winifred Freedman - Stephanie
- Joe Grifasi - Foreman
- Tony Brafa - Enrico Pallazzo
- Lorali Hart - Woman On Ledge
- Nicholas Worth - Thug #1
- Ronald G. Joseph - Thug #27
- Doris Hess - Nurse #2
- Charlotte Zucker - Dominique
- Larry Pines - Drug Dealer #1
- Tom Dugan - Drug Dealer #2
- Burton Zucker - Photographer
- David Katz - Arafat
- Robert LuJane - Khadafi
- Charles Gherardi - Khomeini
- Prince Hughes - Idi Amin
- David Lloyd Austin - Gorbachev
- Ken Minyard - Ken (voice)
- Robert Arthur - Bob (voice)
- Greg Breslau - Man Deleted from Fireworks Scene
- Sharon Breslau - Woman Deleted from Fireworks Scene
- Reggie Jackson - Angel Right Fielder
- Michael J. Montes - Angel Shortstop
- Charles Fick - Angel Catcher
- Lawrence Tierney - Angels Manager
- Hank Robinson - First Base Umpire
- Joe West - Third Base Umpire
- Jay Johnstone - Seattle First Up
- Randy Harvey - Angels Pitcher
- Brett Bartlett - Seattle Centerfielder
- Dennis Packer - Baseball P.A. Announcer
- Dick Vitale - Baseball Announcer
- Dick Enberg - Baseball Announcer
- Jim Palmer - Baseball Announcer
- Mel Allen - Baseball Announcer
- Curt Gowdy - Baseball Announcer
- Tim McCarver - Baseball Announcer
- Joyce Brothers - Baseball Announcer
- Don Woodard - "There he is!"
- Christopher J. Keene - "Please disperse, Please disperse."
- Mary Norman - "Here, you can use my radio mike."
- Susan Breslau - "Hey, look out!"
- Fredric Arnold - "Hey! What's the meaning of this?"
- Ron Tank - Reporter
- Mallory Sandler - Nurse
- Edwina Moore - Usher
- Jim Smith - "Sorry, fellas."
- Mark Holton - "It's Enrico Pallazzo!"
- Jane Couris - "You killed him!"
- John Houseman - Driving Instructor (uncredited)
- Brinke Stevens - Brunette Woman in Showers (uncredited)
- Jesse Ventura - Baseball Announcer (uncredited)
- David Zucker
- Jerry Zucker
- Jim Abrahams
- Pat Proft
- Robert K. Weiss
- Ira Newborn
- Jeff Carson
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